Sometimes trump hears a policy suggestion and it becomes an earworm for him. Then he’ll keep repeating that earworm until it’s out of his head.

I’m crying at the fact that this guy thought trump would be good for the economy.

Tribalism is fucking exhausting.

Then they will be comfortably immortal.

Even the way it opens it’s shell is sassy.

Because they will attack at every weakness democracy has to destroy it. They are not moralists, they’re invaders.

They will be aerodynamically immortal.

Then they’ll be unfunctionally immortal.

They support trump because they can’t be anything else.

Welcome to goth, here’s your Bauhaus album and some eyeliner.

Block instance and block community buttons are your friends.

“sir, we’ve invented something that blows up when you step on it”

“That’s great, but where’s your sense of drama?”

Women won’t let men leave until they’ve squashed a bug that’s 20 feet away from them. The bear thing was always bullshit.

You will love the spyware bear.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”

As I suspected, I’m better off just doing the fucking thing myself.

That’s the longest bike lane I’ve ever seen.

Trump did set up stuff to happen while Biden was president, yes. It’s not even a secret trick, only dipshits don’t know it happens.

Ghosts are just another conspiracy theory.

“Haha, you plebs think it’s just the plumbing, but I know the truth!”