But, like, the bar owners are literally spilling vomit on the hardwood floors before open, but they keep coming

God it really is a clown show when you put it like that lmao

The braintrust at reddit has done its utmost to kill itself what with five billion UI iterations but they’re somehow still alive. It’s truly remarkable

These are the same people who measure lunch breaks by the second and suddenly become careless with clock after 5

Iran has been the most coveted imperial target of the US military complex for ages. I understand if they’re even slightly holding back.

There is only one country on this planet willing to stick its neck out to take this fight on: Iran.

It would be one thing if you only talked about the policies being essentially the same and having the same outcomes.

But you brought up rhetoric, and the rhetoric is not the same, and that gives people leeway in saying you’re being misleading.

This cannot be real

imagine pumping yourself full of testosterone, having enough money for the most nutritious food and fitness help, and still looking like a fucking Harkonnen

If I don’t get irritated skin after shaving should I still use an aftershave?

I would say it’s vital especially for anyone who shaves regularly. But using aftershave with alcohol is almost worse than not using anything

That’s actually the one I use as well!

So I’m not some expert but I would say it’s essential and I’ve been using that very one since I started shaving 20 years ago. I like to keep clean shaven so I shave every/every other day and I apply that after every shave.

It’s a good one because it’s relatively cheap and it contains no alcohol. Truly helps with irritation and any cuts or burns.

Dude having to do this shit with your resume when everything you’ve done is design bridges or make things has me wanting to kill these marketing majors

I literally have to make up shit like ‘installed foundations at 34.2% faster rate and increased lunch break efficiency by 12%’

Ditch the power outlet as well. Shit, are you even sure you need an hdmi port? Just send emails to your computer with your phone

Who even are the two dozen centrists that she thinks she can court?

Gonna put put my dick in a centipede

I’m old enough to remember that before techbros, techbrothers like Linus used to be way more common

I just learned Linus torvalds has the correct political opinions

So this motherfucker might be the most remarkable man on the planet

Is there a password manager i can use across ios and windows?

Dude, she punched a so called boxer and they started crying because they got punched in the face hard in the getting punched in the face hard sport.

Me: ‘lmao other planets Get fucking wrecked, suck on deez ive got fucking water’

Debeers: wistful