They arrived just in time to see a bunch of farmers turned terrorist, burning down a church.

They heroically rushed in to defeat the terrorists and save as many women and valuables as they could from the burning structures

Don’t believe what the media tells you, they’re actually heroes!

I’d choose the uptown bear

Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀

TO MASTER CRANKING YOUR HOG, YOU MUST FIRST CRANK THE HOG WITHIN!

Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever

The entire time he was thinking

“This could’ve been an email”

Huh, yeah it seems the sugar in the gastank thing is just a myth, but won’t sugar in the oil have the same issue? Sugar is insoluble so it can’t pass through the oil filter, so it’ll just chill in the filter and oil pan?

I’m addicted to crack, but it’s fine since it’s organic locally-sourced fairtrade crack

Of course it’s bad taste, you’re supposed to inject it not eat it!

We do have evidence that at least one species give their members individual names, and at least a portion of the members understand the concept of evolution

So i would say we have more evidence for this meme being accurate than any god being real

Had a friend who said he was considering removing the exhaust on his bike because it would sound cooler, everyone else in the friendgroup said we would pour sugar in his gastank if he ever did that

A child lying to their parent counts as disrespecting/not honoring their parents, right?

If so, the punishment is actually supposed to be a public execution by stoning if i recall correctly

Wym 9/11 is still 2 months away

Notepad running through wine

It’s the journey, not the destination, that matters

Karaoscopy

Tuning

Now laugh

If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?

Rest assured, i don’t agree with it either, but as you say this seems to follow from the statement

We shouldn’t treat/cure cancer, cancer happens in nature and we’re a part of nature
We shouldn’t try to prevent rape, rape happens in nature and we’re part of nature
We shouldn’t try to limit animal suffering, animal suffering happens in nature and we’re part of nature

It’s the good old argument from naturalism

If i see you get attacked by wild animals i guess i won’t try to help you, wouldn’t want to go against nature or anything