people will be like “but project paperclip!” and it’s like nah, that was basically just a way to pay them off so they didn’t work for the Soviets, we didn’t actually need the tech. Von Braun was a fucking office manager.

it wasn’t a bus it was a waiting area in a pharmacy but it’s basically the same principle

no I told him to shut up and he told me I was being immature and told me to shut up and I told him that he was the one who was disrupting things that needed to leave and half of the store tried to take his side and say hey this is America buddy he can listen to whatever he wants to and I was telling them that he should get some headphones for his Nazi propaganda and then the guy eventually fucked off muttering under his breath and the managers knew that I was cool so I sat back down and chilled

Literally had a dude do this when the VP debate was on, and he was all cheering and pumping his fist soyboying about JD Vance

when that homophobe wrote Ender’s Game he intended it to be an example of something bad bro.

cor blimey that’s a biggun, that must cost a few quid to keep airborne eh m8?

Public works departments already deal with a lot of bullshit from the builder’s special trees that are already installed, managing permaculture forests would actually be easier in many ways. Portland Oregon handles this by making homeowners responsible for the sidewalk easement so they are encouraged to plant trees that don’t get too tall and don’t get too wide with their roots so the sidewalk doesn’t buckle. So you get people planting a lot of fruit trees. There is a Gleaning group there that goes and gathers ripe fruit and does stuff with it like applesauce, or there is also a cider made by Portland Cider Company with juices from gleaned fruit they get off people’s trees around town. It’s pretty good cider.

there are plenty of cybernetic implants that do not work anymore because the company that makes them refuses to update them so that part is totally already a thing

The one chiming in to defend a cringe meme. Grow up lmao

Post cringe to cope about people pointing out a meme is shitty snd let everyone know you’re butthurt

It’s an incel meme, this kind of shit is the very valid and rational reason that women avoid them

What a freaky little beast lol I wonder how it decides which larva gets to nut and which one is forever alone

Lol @ snopes spending time to go through and debunk the blogspam story that sounds like it was written by an LLM

The Trojan horse is actually the one on the right, this scene takes place in the stables of Troy where this one stallion with a giantess fetish took the wooden mare as his mate

Seems historically accurate given the level of radiation exposure a lot of the nuclear scientists got

Invites are really common on other sites now that a critical mass has been reached where people have invited everyone they know who is interested already and are like selling them, there are already accounts that farm engagement on there like “funny cat pics of the day” or something and it will indeed have some cat pics taken from wherever but the point of the account is to follow thousands of accounts to get followed back, and thereby build a following to sell off. It’s an extremely clumsy strategy but it’s being pursued often enough that you can’t just assume a bluesky account isn’t a bad actor. So if that is the threshold then it’s already been reached.

If you attempt to shitpost on Mastodon things don’t usually go very well. The vibe had to match twitter circa 2013 or else it would never have felt safe enough for the first colonizing species of memes like alf hog to develop like the first plants in a lava field

It’s called the gay community

A lot of journalists are really bad at using the machine they use to do their job and it shows.

Also what do you have against blind people