Onion was right to endorse Joe Biden - still the most trusted name in news
all out war against the Palestinian people
Say the ‘g’ word - genocide, you king cuck coward
There’s nothing wrong with admitting that Trump voters are garbage people. However, I’d say l libs and Harris voters are also garbage people. 95% of Americans are generally garbage people. The vegans, antiwar activists, trans right activists, climate activists, animal welfare and social nonprofit volunteers are the only group of people who are exempt from garbage tags.
Skeletons are hilarious. They always look like they are smiling and having fun, regardless of what they do. You see a human skeleton inside crocodiles mouth and they are still laughing and having a blast.
Not an Onion headline
Also, undeservedly failing upwards. Truly, the American Dream is well and alive.
Thank you for your service comrade
The most powerful executive office in the world, commander in chief of strongest military the world has ever seen, in service of big corporation, serving junk food to consoomers. The pottery of it all is quite a sight.
Why is this dumb photo op so funny lmao, absolute state of this unserious country
Trumpo is obviously a fascist, racist, power-hungry, idiot, but his visit and photo op was kind of endearing. He’s so dumb that he doesn’t know and had never give an ounce of thought on how a large scale deep fryer works, and he was genuinely amazed. He kept asking what these and that buttons do, and at the end he acknowledge that working in McDonalds is hard work and “a process that is beautiful.” It helps that he actually likes eating McDonalds. Hillary could never pulled off something like this.
That is a little bit different, international students in American universities do not get a US Social Security number. Working part-time in university library, dining hall, or other business is common way for international students to get US SSN - which makes you more integrated to the system and feel less of a 2nd class citizens. For example, you cannot get a mobile phone plan other than prepaid without SSN.
Kamala is a US citizen, I would believe if she claimed she worked McDonalds part time in the summer as a teenager. But Law grad school is a highly stressful time, I doubt she’s working in McDonalds unless her relationship with her parents already fell apart (Kamala doesn’t talk to her dad these days, her dad is a Marxist economist and probably embarrassed that his daughter is a lib queen).
He did work the fryer as promised… Usually a political stunt like this is gross, but this one is kinda funny because how much of a genuine fan of McDonalds Trumpo is, and how offended and skeptical he was when he heard Kamala’s claim that she worked for McDonalds part time when she was studying for her law degree in the 80s. To be fair, I’m also skeptical, like how a daughter of Stanford economics professor had to work in McDonalds part time to pay bills for her law degree.
When you say the first element of a matrix, first implies one and not zero. This is how linear algebra was invented (on paper, by a human mathematician), taught, and passed down to fellow humans.
Starting indexes at zero stem from the lineage of C programming and binary nature of computer. For example,
Computer memory addresses have 2^N cells addressed by N bits. Now if we start counting at 1, 2^N cells would need N+1 address lines. The extra-bit is needed to access exactly 1 address. (1000 in the above case.). Another way to solve it would be to leave the last address inaccessible, and use N address lines.
This is why, math and physics people who learn linear algebra and matrix calculus learn to index at 1 (on a piece of paper) while computer science programmers index at 0.
MATLAB is for matrix calcs. Matrix indices start at 1, fight me. Given a matrix X of m x n size, you write
Matlab has many issues, amongst other accessibility (which can be remedied by piracy), closed-software, but as a program designed to do computational matrix manipulation, starting at index 1 is literally correct. This is how you learn matrix indices in intro linear algebra. How is it make sense then you use a software to assist computation and start indexing at 0, while you write the equations and indices on a piece of paper you start at 1. CS majors go home.
The race of M*n, who above all else desire power
The twist is that halfling votes don’t matter because Eriador is a solid Galadriel state. The only votes that matter are votes from small enclave of erratic Men in South Gondor
Where is Punxsutawney Phil when you need him? Instead of these grotesque media campaigns, each swing state should just have 50/50 pagan ritual involving cute critters to decide the electoral winner.
If we have nuclear winter and wipe out humanity global warming will be solved