Even if we do get a Brutus we’re still fucked, got it

They’re taking all our drugs and bringing jobs into the country 😢

This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea

No matter how many times he types hamberder2, it will show to us as **********

It’s especially perverse that they have decided the sin of sodom was homosexuality and used that as a wedge to exclude and dehumanize people, so that they can feel better about committing the ACTUAL sin of sodom that their own book clarifies is inhospitality to the outcasts and foreigners

The tornado tourism industry is gonna be huge!

You’re not fooling anyone, you’ll be stone dead in a moment

This stupid fuck of a senator needs to go back to where he came from (sorry Illinois, you can’t just dump your garbage in other states like that)

Pray we do not update it further

All that meticulous research and they get blindsided by “dude’s a couch fucker” 🤣

I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

Well fuck

“If the shoreline fits”

Oh bother

He would know, he’s a genius himself!

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

What’s Elon?