Months

FTFY

If the carts are taking up space, the store needs to hire more people to go get carts. I loved my cart fetching time when I worked at a grocery store.

I’m with you dude. Only people who care about carts are self important people. I used to love walk the parking lot for 15-30 mins hunting carts. Best part of the job tbh.

I blocked a ton of words and subs and I refuse to engage in this shit. Just LMK when we’re killing nazis.

Never worry about those Musk stan losers.

Probably fired them and that guy went to a competitor is more likely.

Wait what happens at the 7th time?

Just canceled prime too

Don’t worry, the data will get bought up by the healthcare industry and start using it to deny coverage or to increase premiums.

“You’ve been randomly selected for a rate increase! For no reason at all! Definitely random!” - Your insurance in 2 years, probably

The fact that I don’t have to breathe the same air as that piece of shit, still fills me with joy. Same with Rumsfeld though not to the same degree. Waiting to line up to piss on Dick Cheney’s grave.

They should start selling $30k bottles of booze.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well we tried….

GTFOH

Can also eliminate all corporate offices, if your job can be done on a computer, there shouldn’t be an office. Unless you need to be physically at your job, no need for you to be commuting at all.

The concept of corporate buildings isn’t even that old.

It is hilarious because people were “really dying” of “other things” when the virus destroyed kidneys they “really died of kidney failure.” When it ravaged and stopped the heart it was really “heart disease.” Lungs, pneumonia. But definitely not the virus.

People are fucking stupid and we deserve whatever happens to us.

I’ll just take the hot dog, please.

Boat of Theseus

Um, it’s Sodium Yanny Sulfate

I’m rich! My dumb sister did this…

Because dogs hate Trump. They can smell the gross.

The thing is, it isn’t actually funny. we can laugh at the old racist piece of shit criminal but it is actually quite sad and makes me angry that this is where we are.