Narrator: they would not be ok

HAIL ERIS

Satan == Lucifer is wrong though. Those were two concepts that got conflated together, much beyond their original meaning

Nah that’s my wife, carry on

Too much virility. Doesn’t look right

Cowpitalism. No? I tried

Yeah water horse sounds right

Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack

Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts

Ai…what? I live in Portugal

You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

I would watch an edit of the movie that only featured the physics part of it. It’s the boring part I don’t have time for

Subject matter doesn’t appeal to me much, and I’m also not very fond of the lead actor (no particular reason, he’s a great actor) If it serves as consolation I only watched like 15min of barbie, either

Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it went over my head. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

That’s marriage material. Also she must be an absolute beast at zenga

It’s actually more interesting than a plain old boring sidewalk. Yeah I ride with the devil

Linkedin of all places. That’s justi a piece of garbage

If you suffer from constipation just shit facing backwards

All bodies are beautiful