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One word is the key word, every other word is ranked by relatedness, #300 is the 300th closest word, #1 is the correct word.

Which makes sense because many states require you to be 21 to carry a handgun.

Suicidal thoughts and homicidal thoughts are very similar to each other. Even if we think of it as “harming only yourself to harming everyone but yourself” our brains think of it as “harm a human” and the target is just switched. Plus, harming everyone around you and getting sentenced to life in prison is arguably a greater “self sabotage” than suicide.

Americans: invent machine to boil water

Also Americans: use that machine to boil water

Rest of the world: 😱

Lord help me

S-H-comma to the top-Dynasty

Literally 1984

Gah, I should have concurred!

“warm water port” is a term I exclusively associate with Russia, because the only time it was ever mentioned for me was in a world history class, talking about Russian expansion to secure one.

While “port” might be a normal word, the phrase is a key to know where it comes from.

Two throwbacks in one.

You know that game 6 degrees of separation, where you find 6 people you and a stranger have in common? You can do the same thing with your job and MIC spending by the government.

Maintaining the union is important. Without solidifying that every state is in it together, the federal government loses it’s power, then states start to push the limits, not paying taxes here, disobeying federal law there.

If we wanted to let states secede, we would have formed a Confederacy, or not a country at all. As it stands now, the US government will always fight for a United States, as to not do so puts everything in jeopardy. Maybe you don’t think that’s the best action overall, but until the US government is reformed under a heavily modified constitution that probably won’t happen.

The official boob weight measurement is by water displacement. Fill a bowl full of water. Weigh it. Immerse the bosoms into the bowl, water will spill out. Weigh the bowl again. Multiply the difference by 0.9. Tada, you’ve got your best breast burden belief, before buying boundless bizarre boobies balances.

Just for fun: Assuming they are firing perfectly staggered, 110,000 rpm at the top speed of 528km/h (1,833rps at 1,466m/s) gives us a dispersion of 1.25m/bullet. Not bad at all. If a person is standing in this line, there’s a 14.4% chance of being hit (18cm head diameter). If they were crouched or lying down it would be even higher, up to 100% if they were unfortunate enough to lie in the direction the plane is traveling.

Yes, they sell the printer for a loss and the ink for a crazy markup.

British pirates, mind you.

Kertinization. A layer of keratin forms around the head to protect it when circumcized.

There was originally one pot brownie, but the owner took that first.

saltpeter:100g

So we can make explosives out of humans? Oh boy.