I called this S.Q.L. until our IT guy corrected me

Right? If it was a g604 I might be tempted…

Have a bag of Cheetos as a placeholder on the other podium

I kept using my LG G5 for years after I might have upgraded just for the swappable batteries.

Achievement unlocked! You’ve completed the tutorial!

In Canada you can’t fly an official Canadian flag without looking like a right wing nutjob.

It’s a fear boner!

My daughter has HSP and it looks nothing like that. The dots are red for her, and bigger. I’m sure it’s possible to present differently, but man that looks so much worse.

I’m always amazed this comic survived the first few years

Mark Messier is the second known case of Graph vs Host

I have my left mouse wheel click set to home, and right mouse wheel click to end. That way I can decide if I want to be at the start of the line or the end.

Why wouldn’t there just be a small trackball on the nose, wouldn’t that be more practical?

We have a pledge of Allegiance?

I hope we can evolve past borders and see all humans as brothers. I think it’s more likely to be a goal domination or catastrophe that could actually bring that around though.

I see lots of Rivians where I live. I’m not about to spend $130k on a small truck though.

To get on the way of whatever I’m trying to watch apparently

And the soundtrack is just Confusion on loop

I’ll meet you there, and I have an extra fork so you don’t need to bring one

My RMT also doesn’t refer to herself as a “doctor”

You only wait that long if they’ve determined you’re not actually an emergency.

I don’t think that would work, hospice nurses are pretty chill. I mean no matter how much of an asshole you are, they know they can smugly wait and watch you die.