Guess who’s fault it will be when the price of strawberries goes up.

Mr Fuji and Mr Siaito

They plan to set up a genital inspection booth in front of the restrooms where a eunuch will examine all persons wishing to use the restroom.

According to conservatives, yes.

Good idea Mr. Taint

You know what the national emblem of this country should be? A big bowl of macaroni and cheese.

We don’t care about the fat fux

You’re doing that thing again where you secretly have a bit of hope that justice will prevail. Headlines like this give you that little hit of dopamine, don’t they.

Alabama is the anus of the usa.

promise of golden showers of prosperity in return

Trickle down. We got golden showers, just not the kind you’re describing

But you need the herd to keep you going.

Western women

I got the letters wrong. I accidentally joined the 4H Club

The only consistent feature in all your failed attempts is you.

Bok bok!

Would you be willing to donate $10 to Amazon?

This has been the cycle. But now the cycle will change from ruining the economy to ruining the economy and democracy itself. Once trump is done ratfucking the country for 4 years, the dems will get blamed.

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Would this face lie to you?

Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?