“we’re giving them a few more weeks to starve more people out before we ‘admonish’ them for starving people”

If you disregard the rust, sharp corners, inability to use the bed, quality control x100 and disgusting CEO, the truck is really good at going zoomy tho

Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US

Is that the one the other Biden (Beau) was the legal defense for?

At around 13, with no experience outside knowing how to ride a bike, attempted a 6 foot BMX bike jump, the kind with a near-verticle lip. After two bailed attempts, I committed to MORE SPEED on the third try. I went straight up, couldn’t position the bike forward, and fell directly backward onto my unhelmeted head and back onto packed dirt and gravel. Always kind of felt dumber, slower after that day

Did I miss raktajino?

Edit: I did not, raktajino snubbed

we were inspired by the corporate motto, “Don’t be evil”

No you’ve got this all screwed up. It’s supposed to say…“Don’t, be evil”

Just put it in the replicator

drinking raktajino on the swing shift

If you mean top right, it seems like that’s the #1 pussy getter

Was a good read, thanks for sharing

Glass Onion is easy: annoying tech guy trope (musk, zuck, SBF)

Loot is obviously a reference to Melinda Gates/whoever divorced

I’d say so much billionaire content because our society pays a lot of attention to billionaires. It’s not like we have Royals anymore. Wealth/power fantasies.

When my wyze vacuum starts up, it loudly robotically says “starting cleaning” and wherever my dog is in the house, she flings herself directly at the vacuum in a frothing rage and follows it around the house trying to bite its spinning brush for corners. Whenever I say “starting cleaning”, my dog goes for the vacuum too

The Disney-Netflix merger is going to singlehandedly save the western economy for a year or two

Dr bronners soaps, change scent seasonally. Arm & Hammer deodorant, think it’s lavender scented. Kinda burns my armpits at times, but I’m not going to be one of those “I don’t wear deodorant but I don’t stink” people who actually is very stinky

Extremely not suspicious

18 years meatless and counting

Like that SNL skit where Phil Hartman can’t remember what his real voice sounds like, that is me after a day of toil in the customer service factory

For real. I was raised on slop, now that I’m a vegetarian, it doesn’t mean I don’t like the foods I grew up eating.

I guess the point is that we don’t need to rely on expensive substitutes made by the same corps that own slaughterhouses to make tasty, nutritious vegan food