I wish I were that goat
I wish I were that goat
I want you to know that at least one person fell for this
She ain’t have no nipppppleeees!
As a former driver I agree. I always feel bad about the tip thing but gas is so expensive and the apps pay like shit despite charging so many fees. And knowing that restaurants also pay a fee meaning the apps get MORE money is even more infuriating.
This is where being forgetful comes in handy because you can just forget that you’re overthinking
I kept reading that as librarian
“tHaT’s NoT vErY tOLeRaNt”
“Why thank you for noticing”
Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach
Cake is great for breakfast
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The transition to a better job makes this so much harder
Yeah I thought it was mostly other Americans saying these things
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Me right now
I do this when I’m stressed asf because sleep won’t help anyways
Okay I believe you