Don’t you have some kid’s birthday party to be at, you fucking clown?

The frequency with which people have trouble with newspaper-headline grammar makes me feel old…

Front trunk. It’s aggravating slang, but it’s been in use for decades, well before Tesla.

To add to this, a new type of brain cell was discovered just last year. (I would have linked directly to the study but there was a server error when I followed the cite.)

They’re just banking on all the parents being transphobic enough that nobody can get help from family friends

Fair enough. I was speaking towards the perspective of op. We were encouraged, not required, so there were definitely some folks who would do that.

That sounds like poor IT policies to me. In previous office jobs I’ve had, our computers were configured with our working hours and we wouldn’t shut them down at the end of the day, so that any updates could happen off the clock and minimize that sort of disruption.

You should forget anything you’ve read in this thread and play Outer Wilds ASAP. And you should go into it as blind as possible. Trust me; you only get to experience it for the first time once.

A new planet in a distant orbit, you say?
In before the signal is older than the universe itself.

I was gonna make a dark joke about a silver lining, but I don’t think losing Starlink would be worth losing GPS.

This is why we need a corporate death penalty.

There’s also WSL though your mileage may vary.

Well that’s an unorthodox way to sanitize your phone.

Horizon: Zero Tax Liability

this is a really good dad joke, on first read it went completely over my head

20% chance this man goes viral and actually gets elected

I think I’m gonna trust someone from Harvard over your as-seen-on-TV looking ass account, but thanks for the entertainment you’ve provided by trying to argue with some of the actual mathematicians in here

I hardly dream so I guess I would say “it’s a dream when I wake up afterwards”

There are already plenty of companies that sell managed data removal like this, Mozilla claims to be doing it better and perhaps they are incrementally more trustworthy than the smaller no name ones

What is wrong with the title? Genuine question. It seems to represent the content of the article pretty accurately.