Are we still pretending this wasn’t staged? I didn’t get the latest memo.

If Gmail goes belly up, you won’t have a problem. Every service will have a problem. You can just ride along with all the other customers.

If you can’t trust the Fat Thigh Business, what can we trust?

“If you can’t be perfect you have no justification for being good”

LoL is fine. The people are the problem

If only the South had written down why they wanted to separate…

Don’t have an opinion. Have a code of ethics and empathy. That’ll dictate your opinions when they are needed

I’ve tried nothing and it hasn’t worked. I’m all out of ideas.

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. While we all hate the outcome, we can’t argue they were effective in getting what they wanted.

Counterpoint: call them anyway. Gum up the works. Change the mind of their interns. Send enough letters that it becomes a waste disposal problem.

Be annoying and difficult and make them work for every inch.

But also be nice. The interns are people too.

Unfortunately not sarcasm. When grocery stores are colluding to raise prices, what can you do?

Catheter required less plumbing and is only moderately more gross

“it’s not my lesson to learn” has been my consoling mantra.

Oh yes. Boycott eating.

It took me 2 years to build up the inertia to actually call a doctor.

“Ostentatious”? Must be a Democrat.

That they don’t trust a black chick.

I honestly think it’s more likely that more people are at least moderately racist, and fewer people are knowledgeable about neoliberalism to the point of having an opinion, let alone changing their vote for it.

Always bet on stupid.

Oh, no, ours are much worse.

Yeah. That’s why he keeps getting worms.

Be careful with all that edge, you might cut something useful.