One of the most hateful snowflakes I know is a former pro hockey player. Maybe hit in the head too many times?

Definitely this. I can’t speak to every manufacturer but I know with Ford I have their roadside assistance for the length of my warranty.

My Comcast is $78 for their highest tier channel lineup and DVR with no premium channels.

Maybe trying to better understand or keep tabs on the enemy? ‘Enemy’ may be an imperfect word to describe such people but I also don’t think it’s necessarily wrong.

Not to kill your joke but women do sit to pee as well.

Quite the opposite really.

Also an odd statement from a company that just strong armed a bunch of communities into either conforming or having their leaders replaced.

The biggest push I recall was part of One Laptop Per Child which was much longer ago. https://www.networkworld.com/article/2284035/coming-to-a-watering-hole-near-you--olpc-s-mesh-networking.html