Maybe taking the “Playstation has no games” meme too literally

A ball peen

Nah, dogs just look weird when they run

I think it’s just “/b/ will make it”, but I’m far removed from that cesspit as well.

The screen is upside down

Star Trek, but without all the stars or trekking

Based off of “Sisterhood”, so that tracks.

I hope they do the Norma Cenva arc!

I actually didn’t mind Brian’s books, they weren’t as exciting to read as Frank’s, but they did add a lot to the story.

Hussein in the membrane

Whatever version of Windows that allows group policy changes will let you turn off all the annoying stuff, that’d probably be your best bet for now.

I’m currently using Ardour on Arch with some packages from the pro-audio group, but I wouldn’t exactly call my setup “professional”

Is he wearing a polo and a button-up shirt?

It’s the one kink we’re allowed to shame

No

It’s just three hours of delivery room footage

Immediate arrest and subsequent disembowelment of anyone with a net worth that includes a fourth comma.

Crippling ketamine addiction, he has

He had a bad case of ligma

Splitters!

sad Niftu Kal noises