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1·8 days agoThat’s a bummer but at least you made that one cowboy’s night!!
My first year at my current place I went to work in costume with full face makeup (Jack Nicholson’s Joker). I came home a little after dark and waited with my bowl for about an hour and a half; but at that point the makeup was getting itchy and I was done with it. Got in the shower and within maybe 3 minutes the doorbell rang! Then it rang again a couple minutes later while I was still in there! Nobody has come by for candy since then and it’s been several years.
9·8 days agoI believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.
1·10 days agoDid I write this
The best combo!
He’s just a little brought down because…
when you knocked…
he thought you were…
Romanian
1·19 days agodeleted by creator
8·22 days agoThe original is a failure that did a disservice to the women on it, just one we know and are nostalgic for.
What? Isn’t the original poster based on the book cover? How does it do a disservice to the fictional characters of the book?
Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.
Ew, a stranger appearing uninvited in my house?
No, they can teleport to the driveway like a normal person, thankyouverymuch.
8·28 days agoCongrats! When’s the wedding?
It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!
“Someone keeps putting strange post it notes all over the mine!”
Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?
1·1 month agodeleted by creator
Magazines cost $14 now!
I loved Batman Forever and I still listen to the soundtrack.