This guy maths

Looking forward to shit burning down on Monday because a titanium micro shaving fire has a slow response time and wrong equipment.

I have that feature in the app i use. Sync.

You misread the post

I’m one tragic family accident away. I don’t want that accident, but i know plan B.

Highly suggest orange brandy as a substitute

Solid = ice, very cold ice

That’s exactly what we’re saying, you’ve got to escalate properly. I suggest rocket launchers, a super shotgun, and a BFG9000. Didn’t forget to set the classroom to ultra violence.

In there wit de two yutes

Arrrr, matey

Congratulations! You win one million, but only 400k after tax. Your relatives and friends won’t stop sounding you now.

Super Metroid and the growing list of rom hacks are an endless source of entertainment. I’ve been watching speed runners for years. Currently watching randos.

Solution: stop fucking conservatives

May he get the fair and speedy trial guaranteed to all citizens.

Please let that include Hank Azaria

Where meme?

POV hr at my job: weird, it keeps saying 100%

It’s yachts, all the way down

I would like to introduce you to 2008…

Or, your dick’s on fire