@Chadsalot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months agoIf you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beachlemmy.worldimagemessage-square49arrow-up1915arrow-down19
arrow-up1906arrow-down1imageIf you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beachlemmy.world@Chadsalot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months agomessage-square49
minus-square@Custoslibera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink47•11 months ago“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
minus-square@EvilHankVenture@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink41•11 months ago“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
minus-square@Jtee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink15•11 months agoThe cave of hopelessness! Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness? Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!
minus-square@Tetsuo@jlai.lulinkfedilink1•11 months agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A~%3Atext%3DJohn_Allen_Chau_(December_18%2Cabout_Christianity_with_the_tribe.?wprov=sfla1
minus-square@raptir@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoWow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”
“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
You can cannibalise my peninsular.
The cave of hopelessness!
Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness?
Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!
Greenland has entered the chat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A~%3Atext%3DJohn_Allen_Chau_(December_18%2Cabout_Christianity_with_the_tribe.?wprov=sfla1
Wow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”