ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 hours agoPolls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Themthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1532arrow-down15
arrow-up1527arrow-down1external-linkPolls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Themthehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 hours agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 hours agoSee also: Men who think the barista likes them because they read their name from a cup. Men who think they don’t need to tip their waitress and instead leave their number instead. Men who expect a happy ending when getting a massage and again, don’t leave a tip when they’re sent away without one.
minus-squareveroxii@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 hours agoIs a happy ending on a message like a smiley emoji?
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 hours agoBless your heart
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Is a happy ending on a message like a smiley emoji?
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Bless your heart