I was looking for some more vegan yogurt alternatives at the store yesterday so I decided to try a couple brands I hadn’t tried before, mainly the oatmilk variety because all the coconut milk variety were gone. Bought an oatmilk yogurt which was fine if a little bland and bought a cup of Mush.

Feel like I could make it myself in a fraction of the time with significantly better oats, flavor, and experience. It was cold, wet, dissolving oats mixed with a strong vanilla flavor that was overwhelming and by the end I was ready to tap out. Without a better word for it, it was mush. They told me from the very beginning that it was mush and I was surprised when I was eating mush.