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Default Samsung weather app, powered by weather channel.

At least this one has actual actors.

… They are actual actors, right?

Make a right turn, cut through Mr Robinson’s back yard.

No, don’t! You’ll give yourself a Pavlov response conditioning! It’s why you get off to granny porn now.

Not to play Devil’s advocate, but didn’t the onion basically pay with an IOU?

Better ship it. It works after all.

If he could spell it, it’d probably be Dr Frankenstein

Don’t forget about the helper functions mypath.read_text() and mypath.write_text(content)

MANPAD

Is that what we’re calling it now?

There’s also the third option of “They agree 100%”

I mean, some US states have lower… We need to work on it.

What about “gets my coffee from the free barista at work”?

What about people who prefer tea?

At least in the early days of email before gmail, hotmail, or yahoo, you would get assigned an email from your work, university, or ISP.

Wait, was Captain Kirk a villain?

Elon is that one guy who invited himself to the party and won’t leave even when all the other guests have left.

Not if you make a free return trajectory.

Hydration isn’t as important to a Vulcan when they can survive much longer than a human without it.

If he can’t do it, flip him over and do it yourself.

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