This is why I give things away to friends and friends of friends. If they ask to borrow something that I’m happy to get rid of, I tell them they can borrow it on the condition that they never bring it back or even mention it to me again.
Why yall so scared all the time. You’re more likely to die on your way to giving the item away than the buyer murdering you.
It’s more the people on kijiji/FB Marketplace are the scummiest most entitled people you’ve ever met. You’d find a more wholesome group at the cantina on tatooine.
They don’t show up when agreed, they want free delivery, you get to the meet spot or they show up and they only have half the money you agreed upon as a shitty form of haggling.
I had one lady tried to get us to take a chair we drove to her house back because she changed her mind (she said she was disabled so we delivered it to her, I don’t think she was because she was just a piece of shit all around when we got there).
The only people who I’ve ever been happy to give stuff to are the ones who seem to be looking for free stuff, so now we just give stuff away. People show up, they’re excited, there’s no haggling, it’s great.
Interesting, cause I stopped giving things away for free or at least I don’t write it into the offer, cause in Germany it happend quite a lot that people didn’t show up, when I wanted to just give it away. I don’t know why, maybe if it’s free it’s not that important I guess? So I started to offer things for a few bucks but still I want some money (at least I write that I want money). When someone arrives and wants to pick something up I just tell them to just take it. That way I get rid of so much more stuff and the people collecting stuff are always so happy as well.
I’m in the US, and this has been my technique too. I’ve found that listing things for free gets me people with a million questions and complications, but if I list something at a cheap price, the whole process is usually much smoother.
Could be our local community on FB is the same as kijiji (canadian craigslist, which has always been quite popular).
The only people who I’ve ever been happy to give stuff to are the ones who seem to be looking for free stuff, so now we just give stuff away.
I’ve had similar experiences. You ask for a price and then you get hagglers and lowballers tickling you with messages all day, asking a million questions, and then they vanish or ask for some totally unreasonable price when you were just hoping to offload something quickly for a lot less than what it would be worth brand new.
I once bought a bike from Target for about $100. It was a piece of shit, but at least it functioned. I rode it basically into the ground (broke the pedal right off off it) and I doubt I was going to be able to sell it for much considering the thing was $100 new, so I just offered it for free on Craigslist, mentioned it was not in good condition, and that I would hold it for whoever wanted it as long as they were on their way to get it. A lady responded within about 2 minutes, said she was one town over and driving to my place, and when she got there she offered to trade me a bottle of wine for it since she felt bad for just taking it for free (I didn’t ask for anything, but I accepted the trade). Genuinely the least stressful and most rewarding thing I’ve ever given away.
The best one I’ve ever given away was a couch listed as free to anyone who could get it out of the building. It was a third floor walkup, and the couch had like 3/4" clearance down the hallway.
This couple showed up ready to help and very excited about the couch. It was like 30C that day, we took the legs and removable parts off, and got to work the four of us, but it still took us an hour to get the thing down the stairs because it had to be lifted above the railing and carefully rotated each flight.
We were all sweaty so we shared some beer with them after they got it on their truck, and they were just super excited to be getting this good condition and very nice couch. They were some of the nicest people I’ve ever met.
Pivot! PIVOT!
Sorry, I had to.
We started with that joke, but it got too real.
Yep. Turned down one rental many years ago due to too many flights of stairs and no lift - and being too poor to hire movers.
I got a good, thankful laugh when I watched the episode a couple of years back.
I had a similar experience. I was giving away a wooden table top organizer free on CL. Some guy said he wanted it, so I put it outside by our front door and said he could just grab it once he got here. When he arrived, he took it, then hung a bag of goodies on our front door knob, shouted “thank you!” and left. When we checked it out, it was full of hand-made organic soaps, bracelets, and other random trinkets. He even wrote us a note and said thanks, he makes these things and sells them at farmers markets, and to have a good day. It was such an unexpected and cool thing to do, and so much more pleasant than trying to go through the gauntlet of selling that organizer for $20.
they show up and they only have half the money you agreed upon as a shitty form of haggling.
Someone did that to me and I was so mad I was going to just leave. Surprise, they had the extra money the whole time! Actual garbage people who do that. I’d rather throw the thing away than get hustled like that.
I would still leave, fuck that.
If it was a 9$ blender I’d smash it to pieces in front of them before leaving.
It’s not just the buyers. I’ve pretty well given up on buying tools on marketplace or Craigslist and am now just sticking to auctions and estate sales.
I recently tried to buy a joiner, asked the guy if it was still available and what a good time it was to swing by. I didn’t haggle, just told him I’d head over and pick it up. When I got there he told me someone had already purchased it and then he tried to sell me a sander.
It’s always people trying to screw people over, or people thinking they’re going to get 90% of the retail value for used equipment.
Sounds like someone I would not want to buy a jointer from.
Huh, I’ve had nothing but good experiences buying from Facebook Marketplace
I’d say out of the 30 things I’ve sold, I’ve only ever had problems 3 times. 1 was a car, 1 was a specific and expensive vehicle part, and another was a phone.
They were an absolute nightmare to sell. So many people agree on price/time/location and just never show up. I refuse to deal with any account that is newer than 3 years and doesn’t have at least some content on it.
It’s just not worth the hassle.
I had that issue with Craigslist, people would say they are coming to meet at a certain time then when I message them to confirm. They don’t want to anymore, I’ve had some good sales but all the low ballers and flakes is just annoying so I switched to ebay. It has the problem of having to ship things but getting those free flat rate boxes from usps made it much easier
I’ve heard all of the horror stories from these marketplaces. When I went to buy a mini fridge I had the cash literally in hand when I knocked on the door so they could see I wasn’t trying to mess around with that, took a quick glance to make sure the fridge was on and working and just handed the person the cash, picked ul the fridge and left with a thank you. Easy peasy for us both.
FB has been terrible in my experience. Craigslist is still ok if you can filter through the spam. I once contacted a seller on FB for an item that was 300 cash. We had set a time for pickup later that day and I went to the bank to get the cash. I messaged them when I was 10 minutes out and they told me not to come because they had already sold it. I totally understand selling it if I had not been communicating or had been ignoring their messages, but the last thing we had messaged each other was just a few hours prior while agreeing on a time. They didn’t even bother letting me know they had sold it. I would have just arrived at the place and they never would have shown. That, among a lot of other issues, and I won’t buy or sell on FB anymore.
That’s only fair when you say it’s first come first serve, or give warning before the buyer leaves that someone else might be coming.
Yea, understandable in both of those scenarios, but neither was the case at the time.
I just put stuff by the street with a $20 sign on it. Someone will come and “steal” it in a few hours.
WERE ALL GONNA FUXKING DIE!!! AHHHHHHH
For real. My husband has a side business selling stuff on eBay and FB. Hasn’t been murdered in 7 years.
Wait till 8 .
Yeah but now you gotta add them together. Risk of murder, risk if dying driving there, risk of getting cholera from the cash, risk of a meteorite hitting that carpark where you otherwise wouldn’t have been (can you deduct the risk of a meteorite hitting your house where you would have otherwise been?).
Or say you’re lazy to sell it.
If you drove specifically for that purpose, dying on the road can be attributed to the blender
I just meet at the local PD.
If anyone has an issue with that, then they don’t get the item. But really, I’m a tall muscular dude, so I largely do it so they feel safe.
It’s almost like the country with the most guns also contains the largest number of utter cowards…
My in laws do this to me, but without asking.
The second I got a house with a garage it got filled with hand me down furniture that I didn’t ask nor know they were dropping off. We don’t use any of it, and we can’t sell it since it belonged to someone in the family and is now on loan to us forever.
Yea that’s a big no. Just tell them you are cleaning out the garage and ask them directly if they want to keep the furniture otherwise you are giving it away
We have negotiated most things back to their houses, there’re still some things my wife says she’s going to refinish in our garage, but she really hates sanding so I don’t think they’ll get done unless I do the sanding for her (I actually enjoy sanding).
I mean this in the nicest way possible, you may want to set some boundaries.
Yes, we have boundaries now, but the influx in furniture was quite rapid.
Straight to the dump
I’m not leaving my home for $9. Y’all that hard up?
When she says do it, you do it…it’s not the 9$, it’s the weeks of torment afterwards and having the blender still in the house to remind her
If I ever get married I hope it isn’t to someone that let’s the existence of a blender impact them in any way shape or form. And if it does, they at least have the emotional maturity to be able to handle that themselves, because it is so stupidly trivial.
Inb4 you don’t understand you need to care for your wife. There a difference between caring for the emotional and physical needs of your partner, and enabling whatever childish dependency that is.
My ex wife would make me do things like this all the time. It happens once in a while in every relationship I’m sure, but if it’s routine it’s not worth it. I used to say I had a boss and work and a boss at home but my boss at work was much more reasonable. I realized how much bullshit I was putting up with under the guise of “happy wife, happy life”.
This gives big “are the straights okay” vibes
Wife bad! Hahahhahahahaha
Our relationship is always perfect! Hahahhahahahaha
Dude, if your SO is mad at you for weeks because you didn’t sell a $9 blender, your relationship is incredibly unhealthy.
Or you’re both mature adults and can crack fun at each other over an obviously dumb thing like a $9 blender…
That’s not what was being discussed.
I’d just throw the blender in the bin, and get $9 cash out somewhere, and say I sold it.
I’m afraid this price is all wrong. That looks like a Vitamix.
NGL if someone was selling a Vitamix for $9 I’d show up
And if my wife was selling our Vitamix for $9 I would take exception to that and make sure we get more than $9.
It’s so dorky but I love the shit out of mine. That thing is a beast and I can always count on it to work. If anything ever happened to our relationship we’d have to work out a custody arrangement lol
My first thought too. That guy won’t get robbed because whoever pays $9 for it is already kinda robbing him anyway lmao
Yeah I would’ve sold it from my door
Not if that Subaru right behind him is his car. That car just depreciated in value more than $9 on the drive over.
Buying used at last somewhat lowers the amount of garbage out there, especially quality products that last.
That’s a $300- $400 blender.
Was gonna say, $9 Vitamix listing would be sus
Yeah… who’s murdering who here?
If it’s a powerful enough blender… maybe the wife is disposing of the means by which she disposed of the evidence.
I was gonna say that looks like a classic 5200 series. I have that blender and don’t remember spending that much on it. Not that it’s not worth it (it totally is), but it’s still like the entry-level full-size vitamix.
Turns out it was $399 when I bought it, and got a 20% coupon through work, so $340.
That was for Christmas 2020. That same model now retails for $499. Dayum.
Who the fuck is paying hundreds for a blender? You can get one for $20 and it will last a lifetime
$9 is reasonable price for 2nd hand
I thought that before I was gifted a Vitamix by a rich relative fifteen years ago. The difference is in the motor. If you try to make nut butter or nut milk in a regular blender it will seem more like a “stirring machine” than a blender. Blending things like kale doesn’t really work in a regular one either, you end up with a bunch of strings tangled around the blade and in your drink. A high powered blender is closer to a juicer that doesn’t extract the pulp, it blends it so fine that it doesn’t need to be removed.
You can throw a bunch of whole veggies and a scoop of Better Than Bullion in a Vitamix, let it blend for 3 minutes and you’ve got hot soup- that’s how they sell the motor running hot as a feature. It does make it impossible to use it to make mayonnaise, since it will melt very quickly instead of emulsifying. But it blends frozen things fast enough that you can still do a cold smoothie. It’s just a different tool. Like someone mentioned above, you could probably use it to dispose of a body, one pitcher full at a time.
Right. The blades dont even have to be sharp on those vitamix they are so powerful. In fact brand new, they come not sharp. I got a refurbished vitamix for 200 bucks and I love it.
There is often a big difference when you’re willing to spend more and do the research to ensure it’s not just a cheap product dressed up in an expensive price for a wide variety of things. I’m not familiar with that particular brand but it is very possible that that second hand blender is still significantly better than a brand new $20 blender.
Another commenter mentioned the motor, but also the way it is put together can drastically affect how easy it is to clean or repair if some small part wears down or breaks, which is also less likely to happen because the materials are both more robust and there’s more of it used.
wait for them to under-buy you. “it’s for my wife’s birthday, she’s terminally ill with cancer and aids and she’s a veteran of all 9 of the wars we’re in! Can’t you give it to me for less?!”
“Can you also pay shipping to Alaska?”
That has to be followed up with another over the top sob story about their kid with some other disease.
Meet up with strangers at a police station. Especially if you are the one bringing cash. Bad actors will refuse to meet at a police station.
Ya, but you might end up getting shot by the police instead.
“SIR!!! What is that box in my hands?!?! Drop it now!!!”
“It’s a blender! It will break if I drop it.”
“Johnson, I heard explode if he drops it”
Bam bam bam.
Job well done. Time for my “administrative leave” while the union sort this all out.
That’s funny and I chuckled, but for real the police station down the street has designated parking spaces specifically for these types of transactions.
Unless it’s a specifically designed for it, I probably won’t go to a police station with a box.
That’ll pay for the fuel there…
Imagine being afraid of meeting strangers.
Most of my second hand sales, I have them come to my home address and pick up. If I am not home I’ll leave the stuff on the porch and let them pay once they have picked up.
I do OfferUp and Craigslist all the time. I have yet to meet anyone other than pleasant, helpful people. Knock on wood I guess.
I mean, it’s facebook marketplace…
Well america is a great example of why not to trust strangers.
Had a guy threaten my life after meeting on OfferUp. I’m done w it. Over a bike I was giving away that someone else got to before him btw. If I use any of those marketplaces again it won’t be free just to keep the psychos minimized. I just give to goodwill now
Set the meetup location to be in front of a police station. If they’re not comfortable meeting there then you know that they’re not people you’d want to meet.
I’m in this meme.
But more often I’ve been sent to buy something down hidden screams lane.
Maybe it’s because I’ve only ever bought stuff on FB marketplace instead of selling most of my stuff there, but I’ve never really had much of a problem with it. Everyone’s super accommodating, and super nice every time. Especially when their stuff is free, I’ve gotten like 3-4 CRT monitors from there, a sick huge bean bag with the memory foam, an old IKEA tv stand from like the 90’s or early 2000’s. I dunno. If you’re really that nervous, just meet up in a public location, and make sure you’re packing heat, it’s not too bad.
This is possibly the most American post ever lol
Buyer-“Hay kid i got the good stuff, come closer”
Seller-“Umm your the guy selling the blender right?”
Seller-“Blender?”
Your characters are so confused in this scene.
I never understood why people sell things like that. Why not give them to people in need. It might be $9, but to someone who needs it, could be life changing. Maybe they will make a delicious milkshake, who knows.
Donating shit online marketplaces is just plain shit. You get either people flipping it for profit, or some assholes asking to deliver the item to other side of the continent for free. Either donate to some red cross pawnshop or similar, or sell for lowish price to get rid of it quickly - price that makes no sense for someone to try flip it
Obviously if you know someone who needs it, the sure go ahead and just give it to them
I’ve too have tried giving stuff away for free and I always the worst experience, unappreciative people who want to manipulate any way they can, or no show etc.
But when I post it for a low price it completely removes that group and suddenly I get nice people who have wanting this thing for so long but struggled to afford it and they will go out of their way to meet up. Usually I just giving it to them free after they’ve been so easy to work with and their mind gets blown. They show initiative, they work hard for what they want and get rewarded for it. This is the way.
I’ve started doing that too. List something for a low price to weed out the entitled freelisters, then give it free to whoever shows up without being a pain in my ass.
Unfortunately it doesn’t weed out the scammers or the folks who just ghost after saying “is this still available?”
Is it still available though?
I mean, usually the main reason I sell things like this is to make sure it goes to someone that needs it, rather than a landfill or our clutter cabinet. The $9 is sort of just a small benefit, and used to make sure someone actually sort of wants it, as opposed to taking free stuff for hoarding.
I felt the same way about my stuff until I had a garage sale and realized that most people were buying just to resell it at the flea market for a higher price.
I wouldn’t get to worked up about it. Unless you’re ready to spend your time running a flea market stall, then your goals are basically still met, but someone who values their time differently is going to capture some of the value you’re not inclined to work for, and it will eventually go to someone who is willing to pay for the privilege of shopping in person. Even if it does eventually end up in a landfill, it had a few more bites at the “usefulness” apple first.
