Shit’s about to pop off, but we don’t know exactly what the orders are yet. I figure we could collect them in a single post and discuss as they come out.
Edit: Official link for orders: https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/
1500 Jan 6 rioters pardoned. Nazis are gonna be extremely active in the streets again soon. Some of these were organised fascists.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/20/trump-executive-orders-jan-6-pardons
I am living a nightmare 🫠
Holy shit he’s so fucking butthurt about the flag being half mast on his inauguration day.
Cuba redesignated as State Sponsor of Terrorism.
Was going to happen with Rubio in his cabinet
Mmm; good point.
i hate this dude. i joke a lot about how liberals talk about trump but for real fuck trump. he’s such a piece of shit and a worthless waste of life.
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Aw but last year the state department said that process takes 6 months… Ah well, nevertheless…
Called that shit!
“RESTORING THE DEATH PENALTY AND PROTECTING PUBLIC SAFETY”
This includes pursuing death penalties for anyone who kills a cop “regardless of other factors” and for any “illegal aliens” who commit a capital offense.
It also includes this terrible bit: “The Attorney General shall evaluate the places of imprisonment and conditions of confinement for each of the 37 murderers whose Federal death sentences were commuted by President Biden, and the Attorney General shall take all lawful and appropriate action to ensure that these offenders are imprisoned in conditions consistent with the monstrosity of their crimes and the threats they pose.”
Where they will punish people who were commuted by Biden by ensuring that if they can’t give them the death penalty they can give them a life of torture.
This includes pursuing death penalties for anyone who kills a cop
Ah yes, the “in for a penny, in for a pound” law
They’re going to let the feds harass Leonard Peltier in his house arrest and make his life as close to the misery of actual prison as they can.
This is why Biden is fucking pathetic for commuting instead of pardoning him and others.
It was a fake brownie point for libs. All this last acts (like the Cuba one) are done to be easily reversable and to make Biden “look good”.
This could also outright mean that Peltier remains in prison.
FLYING THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES AT FULL-STAFF ON INAUGURATION DAY
the fuck Jimmy Carter executive order lolit can’t effect Carter, who is dead, but if trump dies Jan 19, 2032…
The reason the flag was at half stalf before the executive order is because Biden chose to lower them because Carter died a week or two ago.
right. but if trump does just before some inauguration some time in the future, we won’t have to run the flags at half staff during the inauguration
“ENDING THE WEAPONIZATION OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT”
This one is where every federal department gets audited for any actions they may have taken against Republicans or their friends over the past four years. This one is written so non-threateningly, but is open-ended enough to be used as a purge of pretty much every department of the fed, with threats of non-compliance to " be referred to the Attorney General."
Withdrawing The United States From The World Health Organization - The White House
That action will make a bird flu pandemic that much worse.
This makes no sense because Trump himself was a vaxxer and big believer in covid. He’s doing this for the base and not because he believes it’s a good thing.
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Trump is old enough to remember polio, plus when the vaccines started coming out his line was “I cut all the red tape to get this out faster.” I guess his attempts to push back on his base on this one can be chalked up to a failure.
avian flu is going to be unimaginablely horrific“birds aren’t americans, i only care about americans, who can not get bird flu”
“It’s bird flu, folks, not human flu. Since when are humans birds, except for some woke weirdos who pee in litter boxes in classrooms? Let me know when humans turn into birds and then I’ll start believing the hysterical eggheads about how ‘dangerous’ bird flu is to real people.”
He’s still upset about peanut man croaking ahead of his big day
Chad Peanut James dying of Cancer to own the dang Orangeman
Maybe just don’t follow laws anymore idk
Laws are fake they just make that shit up
“RESTORING FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND ENDING FEDERAL CENSORSHIP”
This is largely the no-more moderating hate speech order, but this bit is pretty sweeping: “The Attorney General, in consultation with the heads of executive departments and agencies, shall investigate the activities of the Federal Government over the last 4 years that are inconsistent with the purposes and policies of this order and prepare a report to be submitted to the President, through the Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy, with recommendations for appropriate remedial actions to be taken based on the findings of the report.”
The Attorney General’s office is going to be busy as hell keeping up with all these wide-scale audits of Biden’s regime that pretty much every order calls for. Altogether, these orders point to sweeping retaliation within the fed for the past four years, and an explicit threat to get in line for the next four. Not unexpected, of course.
these orders point to sweeping retaliation within the fed for the past four year
fukken wild that the Dems only prosecuted one of his many very obvious crimes, and gave him literally zero punishment for it, and Trump still wants to purge them over it.
It’s like he doesnt even understand kayfabe, the Dems weren’t really trying to destroy him, they were just playing the heel for a bit. The trial probably helped him more than it hurt him, but he’s still too egomaniacal to let it go.
Apropos of nothing:
Bit idea: we just spam “crakkker house” nonstop on White House social media, then sue the government when we get banned for comically large amounts of money.
You and I both know it only goes one way, KKKrackkkers are only allowed to say racist stuff and we will get banned without a chance of being able to sue
How are platforms supposed to comply with this while simultaneously complying with other countries requirement to moderate that content?
I think in the EU, Venezuela, Brazil and Australia, the banned posts are hidden but if you use an USA vpn you can see the removed posts. Idk how long this will last though.
Trump will tell them he will sanction them to hell and back unless they repeal their gommulist censorship laws, and they will fold like the submissive vassals they are.
Also doubtful whether the Euro welfare states live to see the end of the decade.
RESTORING NAMES THAT HONOR AMERICAN GREATNESS(3)(a)
Denali to be renamed to McKinley
Sec. 4. (a) Gulf of America.
He did it, folks
This stupid fucking country is about to get so much stupider
stupidest day every subsequent day etc
Disgusting.
Oh for God’s sake
return to in person work just seems petty
He’s a commercial real estate guy. Now all of his real estate friends can turn the screws on WFH across the board.
But does government rent its buildings? seems unlikely tbh (they did rent wtc 7 tho
)It’s about ending WFH more widely.
That was my first thought as I found out about the election results: WFH is over
Billions must commute
the government leases buildings to other parts of the government
another deficit slashed
Tbf all governments do it, even private institutions like universities do something similar.
Shithole country
“Unleashing Alaska’s potential” They’re going to drill in Anwar.
The text of that makes me want to puke
